"I remember I saw I Am Legend during the writer’s strike, and I had a panic attack and I had to go lie down in the public bathroom because it was a combination of out of work, too much time, movie in the middle of the day and then spoiler alert, Will Smith has to kill his dog and I was like, ‘Oh f—!’ And then I laid down in a New York movie theater bathroom and an old lady came in and she said, ‘Are you okay?’ And I said, ‘Oh, god! I Am Legend!’" — Amy Poehler (x)
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grandma:you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me:grandma you're like 80
"surprise bitch" — someone you thought you’d seen the last of (via redpancla)
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